3 Poems from the PCS

Sorry it's been so long since I've written, I know my fans are dying to find out my thoughts on all of the news over the past week. Work has been nuts, so I'm gonna keep this short. In fact, to sum up some of the news, I have decided to use my favorite form of poetry - the limerick. Enjoy!


Mad Mel
There is a crazy, scary Aussie named Mel
Who, one night drank and raised lots of hell
He ran off his mouth
His career is going south
Thank Christ we can all scream "Farewell!"







'Out Sync
There once was a boy named Lance Bass
Who told the world he liked it up the ass
He went on the cover
Boy, I'd rather see his lover
He better not Heche us and say "It'll pass"








She-Devil
Lindsay's hair is the color of tomatoes
All she does is smoke and drink macchiatos
She better watch out
She's losing her clout
Or her life might end up like Dana Plato's