135 Vodka Tonics a Day

It's been awhile since I've written, and I know you're all anticipating the next blog entry from the PCS. Your wait is over, my friends. I wish I could say that I have been helping Brit and K-Fed with their troubled marriage. Unfortunately, she has given up her status as a pseudo-Jew for a Christian life coach (lucky for Sean P. just before his bris).

No, no, folks. I was hanging out at end of the arm of the cape - Provincetown for the past 5 days. That's right, five days of hearing the Nelly Furtado song by the pool and on the beach. "Promiscuous girl...." Get out of my head, Timbaland! "Promiscuous boy..." At least my chest is a nice bright shade of pink - that's as much a base "tan" as I get.

Word on the street was that Lance Bass and his bf were in Ptown this week. I never saw them, but here's some things I would have asked him if we were watching the fireworks together:

1. Whatever happened to that ride to the moon you were talking about for all those months?





2. Did you ever really add anything to 'N Sync? Sing something for me right now and prove you have talent.









3. How much money did "On the Line" make? It looks like the gay male version of Mr. Wrong with Ellen Degeneres. At least Ellen is showing that she's not enjoying being that close to the opposite sex. I guess you really are an actor.






There are only famous people - usually well known drag queens - that I saw such as The Hat Sisters and Varla Jean Marmon.

Next up: My Songs of the Summer predictions! Here's a hint in the form of an anagram: Felly Nurtado