Noone puts baby in the corner!

I really need to look into adopting a baby. Having a baby would really help my blogging career. I would be able to spend more time at home with said baby.

Sure, it's not the most ideal time in my life to have a baby, but that's what most 16 year olds in the Midwest think and somehow they manage just fine. I'll just have to go out less to bars and sacrifice some Steve Madden shoes. Pretty simple, really.

Here are the reasons I should get the baby ASAP:

1. I really need someone to watch Dora the Explorer with me. It's just creepy to watch alone as a 30-year old. When baby grows up, I can use the same benefit for watching Spring Break on MTV...
2. When I don't feel like working, I can say that the baby is sick and write this blog instead.
3. Cause noone wants to hear cute stories about my cat, see Creepy Cat Blogger from previous blog.

Once I get my baby, I want to announce it Brangelina style. Press releases to work, family, and all of my friends. S/he will speak at least 3 languages. I will teach him/her the importance of subscribing to Us Weekly, Entertainment Weekly, and any other weekly magazines in between. If it's a girl, her name will be ReeseWitherspoon (all one word) and if it's a boy, he will be RyanPhillippe.