Earn up to 5,000 miles for eating out!

Ok, folks, I couldn't pass this up. I received an email from Delta today with the subject line, "Earn up to 5,000 miles for eating out!" Now, I'm all for earning extra miles anyway you can- these days air travel is through the roof. But, I must hand it to Delta, they certainly got my [sick minded] attention on this one. I'm thinking of calling up customer service. Here's how it would go:

Me: Yes, hi, I just received your email. How exactly do I go about this "earning miles for eating out"?
Delta: Well, sir, everytime you eat out in your area, you get reward points
Me: That's what she said!!!! [CLICK]

I'm not sure if anyone has this problem where they work, but apparently here we have the weakest spam blocker on the face of the earth. And, I love how they move around letters in the subject line and somehow it still gets through. Here are some examples of spams that we receive during THE WORK DAY:

1. All love enhancers on one portal! (Finally, my prayers have been answered! One portal!)

2. Any med for your girl to be happy! (Oh, my "girl" is plenty happy!)

3. Just imagine how nice your huge dick will look in her pretty tight pussyhole. With Peni$ Enlarge Patch you don’t have just to imagine it. (Ju$t imagine, indeed!)

Maybe one day we'll be able to create technology not to sexually harass me every day!