Giving Thanks

On this Thanksgiving week, it's time for us to reflect and give our thanks to all the good things in life that we have. While eating my turkey, stuffing, and sweet potato pie at the table, I promise to give thanks to those things that I am most grateful for this year.


- Thanks to the writers of Lost for killing off Ana-Lucia, for introducing us to the creepy Henry Gale/Ben, and for almost giving us an answer to something. Next year maybe I can thank you for telling us wtf that smoke monster is. RIP MR. ECKO.

- Thanks to Lynne Spears and any other Spears family member who slapped Britney around and made her dump that wannabe loser husband of hers. (Future thanks to whatever doctor performs Kevin's much needed vasectomy).

- Thanks to Saturday Night Live for finally giving the boot to the most untalented cast member ever, Horatio Sanz. In addition, I want to thank them for hiring a new, talented cast member, Kristen Wiig. I may even start a fan club for her - anyone want to be my Vice President?



- Thanks to whoever thought making a Fraggle Rock movie - almost 20 years after it was even popular. Now we get to find out all the unanswered questions such as: Did Red Fraggle ever kick that heroine addiciton? Did the Doozers fess up to giving the Fraggles food poisoning? Did that giant Gorg, Junior, finally came out of the closet (and is he now dating Neil Patrick Harris)? And, did Philo and Grunge really set fire to the Trash Heap? Nyeah!


- And a big, final THANKS to everyone who voted and put the Democrats back in power! It's so nice to win for a change! Rock on with your bad self, Nancy Pelosi!!!