New Segment: Why Should I Care?

I am happy to introduce a new segment called, "Why Should I Care?" In this piece, we examine Pop Culture events that seem to be in the news but I really don't understand why I should care. Maybe someone can help me make sense of it all.

Event #1 - David/Victoria Beckham

It's been ten years since Spice World came out (and yes, I saw it in the theatre), and Americans can give two shits about soccer so really WHY SHOULD I CARE. I don't see the big deal about these two, except that instead of a special on Posh, why not just run an hour long program with David Beckham just sitting there - preferably without a shirt on and not speaking. I'd watch it.

Event #2 - Nicole Ritchie is pregnant

Simple Life is cancelled, she doesn't sing (or eat for that matter), and has no other talent. So WHY SHOULD I CARE. You know who should care is Child Services. Keep your eyes on this one, Case Workers of America. Oh, and Joel Madden is the father. Still not caring....


Event #3 - Lindsay Lohan and substance abuse

I stopped caring three DUI's ago.